Health Powders, Miserable People & No Gluten
Since COVID, my world has turned into one big health challenge. No alcohol, no gluten, no sugar — and now my gut apparently needs three different kinds of “biotics.” But is being healthy really about being miserable?
Heatwave, teenagers and really awful ploughman’s!
What do you get when you mix a heatwave, two indifferent teenagers, and a desperate escape from a 33°C London flat? A road trip through Dorset, a tent pitched in cow territory, and the crushing realisation that even Corfe Castle and M&Ms World can’t compete with teenage hormones
The Big Brother of the 21st Century
I hired a social media manager for my holiday rental business and accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe — one where people film their breakfast, sell their personalities, and post the same bathroom 37 times a year. I thought I was learning marketing. Turns out, I’m learning about human psychology, comparison doom, and why wrapping…
Charity, Cotton, Clay and Kevin Keegan
Last weekend involved a black tie dinner, Kevin Keegan storming off, a rain-soaked plant haul, and a WTA tennis match with a side of snails. Somewhere in between I sewed a broken dress, got locked out of my flat, and rediscovered mascara older than my gym membership. Just your average three-day urban-country-London-life mash-up.
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Refried Neurons 